Wednesday, December 15, 2010

In Memory of 2010 (PHOTOS)

Kanye's award outfits are always bound to be outrageous that they can never be repeated again but always remembered. While performing "Power", he certainly showed that he is an influential icon and a trendsetter as he can truly make anything dope in an instant. This was one of the most memorable 'Ye outfits, and although it may not be everyone's favorite, it was most definitely the boldest
How will high school kids get high on crazy juice between lunch and 4th period anymore now that we don't have Four Loko? Nutmeg, boozy whipped cream, or even good old Joose will do the job, but adolescents are certainly mourning the death of Four Loko which really packed in the punch with a deadly combination of mega-concentrated caffeine and alcohol in one.
Wolf Blitzer does it, Barbara Walters does it, and every football player that scores a touchdown does it, and if you still don't know how to Dougie, Justin Bieber will come teach you himself. Cali Swag District introduced the "Dougie" dance to pop culture and the self caressing hip popping swagger has been danced to death. Hopefully Cali Swag District will teach us something new next year too.
Oprah is closing a large chapter in her life but fortunately opening up another. First class stars have cried on her couch, life-long secrets have been confessed, miracles were witnessed, and even a school has been opened, all thanks to Oprah's legendary talk show. Oprah has covered all things pertinent to humanity in her show, but her lifetime achievements are not yet over. This January she will be launching her own network called OWN where she will continue her work and expand her empire.
Angelina doesn't GTL. Angelina isn't DTF, even when you buy her a Fossil watch. She was given a second chance, but it was becoming clear throughout the second season of Jersey Shore that it would be her last. She should certainly take credit for making the season a highly dramatic and violent one and we can only hope the newest member of Jersey Shore Season 3 will fill her spot in all the right ways.
15 Minutes may have been too long for someone to enjoy fame from the trauma of one's sister being broken into and almost raped. Antoine Dodson, with the help of the Gregory brothers was catapulted into instant fame through the viral Youtube video for the song, "Bed Intruder". He even attended the BET awards and was offered a chance to make another single called "You so Dumb" but what makes his initial video so potent is the fact that he was trying to make the best out of a tragic event. We wonder how much authenticity he can deliver without a disturbing precedent.
This isn't the first time we've seen icing on covetted lady parts but Katy Perry pulled it off in her California Gurls video, giving us a racy and modern imagery of an adult candyland. We've all had our fair share of high fructose overdose from the video this year, hopefully she'll pick a less fattening treat for the sake of our expanding waist lines.
 

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